Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Parents say the darndest things

During the physical exam of a 4yo little girl, I asked the mother if anyone smokes at home. Her response...... "I do, but I am going to quit because I am getting closer to my due date".

After speaking to a mother about her son's recent labwork, I was explaining to her the procedure to have further fasting blood work drawn. I explained that he must not eat or drink anything after 10pm the night before the test. Her response......"Oh, just like the abortion clinic".

I couldn't make this shit up.

1 comment:

Nadine said...

wow. that's amazing. crazy. annoying. and amazing.